Alert! Watch For Fish Wearing Sunglasses!

Where: lurking in the waters by The Crescent to the left of the Visitor Center at Chicago Botanic Garden. When: Sunday, August 24, 2008 approx. 1:43 PM Details: A certain blogger, D. Lindahl, was visiting above location and was leaning face downwards with sunglasses perched on head to get a closer look at stunning Trumpeter Swan swimming by. Possible perpetrators: B. Gill or Holy Carp. distracted the victim so much she jerked her head and the sunglasses fell into the murky waters. These were $$ prescription glasses with clip-on sunglasses attached. Reward: The said victim requests any swimming suspect - T.S., B.G., or H.C. be turned into the authorities immediately. A full bag of dubloons will be rewarded for the recapture of this needed optical device. Description of Sunglasses: Dark rims with decorative metal sidebars. Rectangular lenses. Clip-off polarized sun protectors. RX: SPHERICAL -75 CYLINDRICAL +25 AXIS 95 SPHERICAL -1.50 CYLINDRICAL +50 AXIS 95 All inquiries will remain confidential. Please help....those creatures don't need them as much as the victim does!!!